Damn, this Unused shirt combines two of my favorite shirt genres: band collars and western shirts. Then, they went ahead and sprinkled in some jean jacket. This is like a Guy Fieri *Drake voice* dish, but in garment form—just, like, everything piled onto a single fucking plate. I want to wear this and have a soft pack of Newports in one of the pockets and, well, just kind of continue existing like I always do. I'm not always gonna have some readymade situation or lifestyle choice for a particular garment or outfit. But I already know this joint would become my everyday shirt. Meaning, every day I wake up and after several hours of doing nothing but deciding what TV I should watch while I "work," I put this shirt on and sit in my apartment all day only to realize 11 hours later that I haven't spoken an actual word or interacted with anyone other than my girlfriend's dismissive dog. Actually, I guess maybe I do have a situation for every garment.
