Open House Wear

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This Unused pullover is the type of shirt that your rich aunt would wear to an open house. Have your rich relatives ever invited you to some function they described as an "open house"? There's always a spread out on the patio and your aunt always wears the same kaftan/tunic/artsy shirt like this and white pants and always talks about how stressful throwing parties can be. She really likes terrazzo tile. Maybe we like terrazzo tile too? Anyhow, cop this for your aunt to wear when she throws that epic open house that makes that Judy's garden party look like a fucking tailgate.

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