The Four Pins Guide To Swagging Out Your Dog

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It's a known fact that dogs are the Air Yeezys of the animal kingdom. Dogs are loyal, cute and because they're dependent upon you for food, water and shelter, they literally have to love you. It's like having a mandatory best friend, if that best friend couldn't talk and sometimes shit on the floor.

My girlfriend and I have a dog and it's probably the third greatest thing that's ever happened to me. Her name is Nora. She is a small, black Pomeranian-Shetland mix and she is so adorable that pictures of her have basically taken over my Instagram. People say that getting a dog with your significant other is like preparation for having a kid with them, but that's bullshit. Getting a dog is preparation for continuing to have a dog. All you have to do is feed them, take them out and maybe train them to sit and stay or whatever, and then you have a little friend who will never grow up to be a surly, resentful teen like an IRL baby would.

Part of adopting or buying a dog with a significant other, however, is that you will probably end up buying some clothes for it. And look, I know, trust me, it feels ridiculous to put clothes on your dog for the first time and it certainly looks ridiculous when other people put clothes on their dogs, but there's something about your own dog wearing clothes that is better than smoking pot on the moon.

So, without further adieu, I present to you a guide for the stuff you're gonna want to buy your dog to swag them the fuck out.

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1. doglead

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2. doge glasses

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3. matching tanks

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4. dog kicks

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5. dog soulja boy

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6. dog bucket

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7. dog yankees gear

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8. dog dynasty

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Dog Dynasty

Dawg, why wouldn't you want your dog to wear some Duck Dynasty branded apparel, dawg?

9. dogron

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10. dog left shark

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11. dog visor

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12. dog studded jacket

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