This is a really expensive, very simple jacket from SASQUATCHfabrix that you are sure to ruin immediately. It's made from water resistant cotton and if your friends are on their strongest friend game, when you mention that fact they will make some joke about your tears created by your shitty bank balance running off of it in an efficient manner. I don't know you well enough to complete the whole joke, but, like I said, if your friends are real, they'll do it for me.
