Speaking To You On A Molecular Level

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Are you guys down with the trouser movement or is that too #menswear 1.0 for you? Is it all about track pants and slouchy lounge pants now? I still like trousers a lot and recently I've been trying to justify buying all of them. I feel like it classes up the look, especially if you can navigate the length to make your ankles and sneakers look good. These Marni joints speak to me on a molecular level, which is apt because they're patched together. It's, like, a metaphor for our genetic makeup or something. Listen, they rustle my jimmies. End of story. Just imagine them with some clean white sneakers underneath. IMAGINE. Whatever man, if you don't like 'em and I'm too much of an old now, more fire trousers for me.

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