A. Four makes these nylon "Easy Pants" and they are pretty on point. They do come with a fairly specific set of rules though:
1. You gotta sag them.
2. You gotta wear at least two chains with them.
3. You gotta wear some rare sneakers with them.
4. You have to have the moral fortitude to overcome that swishy sound nylon pants make when you walk.
That swishy sound right can bring down an empire it's so fucking terrible. Maybe just adopt a wide stance? Nah, just fucking swish and sashay up to the fancy breakfast buffet and design the best omelet you've ever designed.
