The Most G Thing You've Ever Done

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I know this Oliver Spencer shirt is called a "Cabana Shirt," but it reminds me more of the shirts dudes in the Old West wore. Well, okay, fine, to be more specific it kinda reminds me. I guess just, like, all band collars remind me of the Old West. You guys ever watch Young Guns and Young Guns II? It was in one of those classic films—I can't remember which exactly, sorry I don't give a shit—that Billy the Kid, played by the inimitable Emilio Estevez, breaks out of jail by loading a shotgun up with a bunch of coins and shoots a deputy and is like, "BEST DOLLAR FIFTY I EVER SPENT." Yo, is that not the most wild gangster shit ever? One time, I threw a bunch of rocks at this kid that used to try and bully me and my squad and yelled, "BEST DOLLAR FIFTY I EVER SPENT." Then, I rode off into the sunset on my sick Huffy and that's the most G thing I think I've ever done.

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