The homie Chris Black clearly has more ambition than us because he actually wrote and got a book published while we're all still talking about how our book ideas will "really fill a badly neglected niche in the industry" or some equally dusted shit like that when we're with our friends, hitting the blunt and complaining about the dearth of "cool shit" in our lives. What I'm saying is, we could probably all use someone like Chris Black in our lives, calling us out on our insufferable bullshit and encouraging us to actually maybe try and do some of that aforementioned cool shit for a change. I'm just gonna cop this book, roll a few spliffs on top of it and then impress all my girlfriend's lame friends with some pithy quotes I stole from I Know You Think You Know It All: Advice and Observations For You to Stand Apart in Public and Online, which you can pre-order from Amazon right now. The book officially drops on April 21st, which is exactly how I know this is an auspicious ass tome. That's the same day the day the Queen of England and ya boy were born. Don't forget to wish me a happy birthday.
