"I swipe left on a lot of dudes because they don't have beards." - Tanesha, 30
"Pro-beard" - Alison, 28
"Facial hair does it for me." - Vanna, 25
Don't fear the beard. If you can grow it, there are plenty of women out there who will come. If you're like me, and the best you can do is a mustache that makes you look like a sex offender or a five o'clock shadow that makes you look hung over, recognize your limitations.
My Tinder experience: shame that I'll never have the facial hair of a Civil War general.