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If you're among the society of dorks that follows Fashion Month like a devoted fanboy, then you've likely come across the short video recaps that Tim Blanks does for Style Dot Com. They're amazing. And, because they're amazing, the site decided to string together some of his best one-liners from the past F/W 15 season.
If you don't know who Tim Blanks is, he's a fucking legend. End of story. Period. Read back over the BOF profile of how he got into fashion commentary to get yourself up to speed. His brand of perfectly hilarious, but still insightful commentary is some of the best in the business. He doesn't take anything too seriously, but he's incredibly knowledgeable and drops in obscure pop culture references that, if you're in-the-know enough to get, will put a smile on your face because we're all just a bunch of self-congratulating fucks at the end of the day. Some of my favorite zingers:
"When you peep through her keyhole, you get fifty shades of red." *sly grin*
"Did you know there's a phantom in the basement, playing an organ?" *raises eyebrow*
"Imagine playing Pac-Man in a cemetery"
Try to keep up here, folks.
