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Good god. I stop writing this feature for a few months and come back to just a total T-shirt shit show.
So, if I am following your "art direction" correctly here, you're saying that Bryce is essentially selling raw and powder? Granted, I didn't win back to back Trapper Of The awards, but I'm pretty fucking sure RAW IS POWDER ! Powder turns to rock, which you then...fuck this man. I'm not explaining how crack is made. That's what DatPiff is for. Seriously, why is a dude that looks like he works at an artisan barbershop/cane sugar soda boutique wearing a cocaine shirt that doesn't even actually make sense? The gawd Dick Wolf is not amused.
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Dear Crooks & Castles,
Y IN DA FUQ would a statue bust need to conceal its identity? This shit isn't Clue. No one is getting murked in the library with the candlestick. It's a fucking statue. It is incapable of committing crimes. The only crime perpetrated here is graphic design fuckery. Please stop trying to look like Rick Ross' entry way all the goddamn time.