"Dry Hand" Jokes

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At first glance, this shirt from Blue Blue Japan seems out of place considering the brand has dedicated itself to the color blue. But I guess this is technically blue—the current color of the shirt being due to a white coating that gives the shirt a dry hand and allows it to reveal the indigo as you wear it. FYI, I didn't come up with the phrase "dry hand" to describe the way the shirt feels. I stole that shit directly from UNIONMADE, so instead of leaving really bad "dry hand" masturbation jokes in the comments, you can just go ahead and leave them in the special instructions part of the checkout form when you purchase this. Unless you don't buy it, of course. In that case, have at it, you fucking cretins.

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