Did you guys know I met Four Pins' fearless overlord outside a YMC booth at a trade show, like, 25 years ago? TRUE STORY. I mean, it wasn't that long ago, but I smoke mad weed so whatever. Moving on. I like this YMC mac because it's nice and casual and has a small check pattern and is wrinkly as fuck. Sometimes you gotta embrace a slightly rumpled, slightly off-kilter look. Although, fair warning, I have a wrinkly by design shirt and whenever I wear it my shitty nosy neighbors are always like, "Rough Wednesday night, Jon?" when I see them in the elevator. And I'm always like, "MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS AND STOP TRYING TO PEEK INTO MY APARTMENT WHEN I'M BRINGING GROCERIES HOME." Actually, I just smile and then look back at my phone because there's nothing more cutting than displaying your disdain for another human being's attempt at engaging you in conversation by halfheartedly smiling while barely making eye contact only to look back at a cellphone that clearly isn't getting a signal in the elevator.
