If you haven't already figured it out, I'm on what feels like a never-ending quest to perfect the "come thru" outfit. Shit is very crucial to your game. Like, you can't look too casual, but you can't look too put together either. They can't know you've been pacing back and forth in your apartment, stressing about the perfect non sequitur to text them to start the conversation. Do you send them a witty sentence or two or just an emoji? What about a Funny .jpeg? Maybe a .gif? Fuck though, sometimes .gifs come off as super thirsty. I hear you. I can't help you with the approach. I can only help you with your fit. And every jump off on the planet loves a good pair of shorts paired with a solid "come thru" text whatever it ends up being. These Reigning Champ "Sea to Sky" sweatshorts are ideal because they have a grid-like weave reminiscent of mesh shorts, which are a "come thru" staple. But these shorts also have Polartec® Power Dry fabric woven into them and extra strong moisture-wicking properties, which is perfect because you'll be sweating bullets after you fire off a quick "u watch the new bobs burgers yet?" and it takes them 10 minutes to reply, "No…my wifi is down <sad face emoji>." Have these shorts on and some Totino's Pizza Rolls ready and BOOM your come thru come up is well on its way to happening. Just remember to use protection. These shorts might keep your balls from sweating profusely, but they won't keep your balls from contracting a communicable disease.
