WOOO, I'M STILL ON THAT LONG SHIRT WAVE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT URBAN OUTFITTERS HAS LONG SHIRTS NOW. I'm riding this one forever, dawg. They're gonna be my equivalent of NBA jeans. Like, in 15 years when everyone is wearing crop tops and shit, I'll still be rocking my OAMC long shirt with the grosgrain side vents and band collar. The 2030 version of Four Pins will be making fun of me in some weird future slang beamed directly to your frontal cortex, talking about long shirts like they're gingham shirts today. But I won't care because I'll be super old and living with my super rich sugar momma.
