OH SNAP, FAIRENDS MAKES BUCKET HATS NOW? SORRY, OTHER BUCKET HAT MANUFACTURERS. I feel like those two sentences are the only sentences required to announce these bucket hats, but you guys come here for a bit more than that. LOLZ, jokes on you suckers. Most of these posts are just elaborate ways for me to reminisce about my awesome childhood and college years and throw in some references about how much I know about drugs in a long, drawn out, ultimately unsuccessful bid to become a weed editor-at-large. Actually, I feel like you guys know all about my writing predilections. So, like, why do you even come to this site? I guess having a real job must suck so hard.
