The Best (And Most Ridiculous) Looks From London Collections: Men Fall/Winter 2015: Part I

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Burberry Prorsum

We really need to dead leopard print for men before it gains too much traction. Please. Stop.

Burberry Prorsum

*Sings "See My Vest."*

E.Tautz

#GOALS

E.Tautz

With a big ass, drop shoulder coat you don't have to workout to look like you're built like a fucking linebacker.

Casely-Hayford

Casely-Hayford got a little wild with things, like this calf-length hoodie underneath an extended drug rug.

Casely-Hayford

I swear that my weed dealer was dressed in this just last week.

Gieves & Hawkes

Gieves & Hawkes usually skews toward the boring end of the spectrum, but a pony hair topcoat can change that real quick.

KTZ

TBH I had trouble whittling down the KTZ show to just a couple slides. You could make an entire slideshow out of this fuckery alone.

KTZ

At the top of Mount I Have No Idea What To Do With My Money" is this getup because why not blow a few stacks on a coat that looks like you botched the bleach job.

Alexander McQueen

This is what I'm looking for: a coat that positions the word "VALOUR" right over my penis.

Alexander McQueen

A weird hybrid combo military shirt/topcoat in a blistering blue? That's kinda dope.

Moschino

In short, Jeremy Scott designs Moschino, obviously.

Moschino

Out here wrapped in neon splattered aluminum foil like a radioactive trash heap.

J.W. Anderson

Wow, talk about unreasonable expectations for young men. You're skin and bones, son. Eat.

J.W. Anderson

He lost his hands in a disastrous modeling accident years ago.

J.W. Anderson

I fucking hate people that say "this is everything," but this coat is everything.

Hardy Amies

One of my favorite brands that is heavily underrepresented outside of Fashion Week is Hardy Amies and the squad rolled through in subtly checked suits and fur-lined hoods.

Hardy Amies

Tell me what you would call this color. I'm going with mauve. I like this color.

Matthew Miller

Matthew Miller making us wish we were born as slabs of marble rather than flesh.

Matthew Miller

I'm not sold on the chest pocket with the largest hang tag the world has ever seen. But I am very down with the destroyed and stitched back together trousers.

Sibling

After this traumatizing experience, I wouldn't be surprised if the models got to keep their teddy bears for emotional support.

Sibling

Imagine this guy singing "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent. Good luck trying to fall sleep tonight.

Coach

Pretty much the menswear uniform of the winter. Coach made smart, calculated moves with its debut menswear collection. "Kudos." - me/your mom's "fancy" going out purse.

Christopher Kane

Don't cross your eyes or you'll something you'll never be able to unsee. Geometric patterns are dangerous, but still very dope looking.

Christopher Kane

Hey man, when all else fails, go with all navy. You'll probably even get props on Four Pins. Props, Christopher Kane.

Lee Roach

Same thing here. Even thought black and orange typifies Halloween, this shit goes more Raf-Sterling than Jack Skellington. Two thumbs up.

Astrid Andersen

This dude looks like he's going into combat, but with all that silk-looking fabric, he's not going to have much protection unless it's, like, a dance battle.

Astrid Andersen

Ain't taking no chances against Ebola, fam. Ebola jokes, still topical.

Topman

*Goes to Coachella and does peyote once.*

Topman

I think you took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up at the auto shop that doubles as a gay bar on Friday nights.

Shaun Samson

Timbs on the runway for the third (?) straight season. You know what that means, if you buy them right now, no one will ever wear them again. This is also an infomercial warning against trying your scarf too tight. Proceed with caution, fam.

Shaun Samson

Shaun Samson littered motivational phrases throughout his collection. This one is easily a personal favorite: "GNARLY DANK DUDE."

Margaret Howell

I feel like saying Margaret Howell is boring as usual, but that sounds way more like an insult rather than the actual endorsement of clean, minimal looks MH owns with authority that it actually is. She's always a favorite around these parts.

Margaret Howell

The full zip cardigan with turtleneck is the most fucking IZOD piece of clothing ever, but MH makes it look good.

Dunhill

Just a very fye look right here. No bones about it. Dunhill comes correct.

Dunhill

I see myself as a middle-aged man living in the suburbs, walking out to get the newspaper during the winter in this outfit. Basically the highest praise possible.