Guys, I have this struggle helmet bag that I bought, like, 5 years ago when I was too poor to afford an official Porter tanker. And now, 5 years later, I'm still too poor to afford am official Porter tanker. FUCK, WHAT KIND OF DECISIONS HAVE I BEEN MAKING FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS? I'm just gonna keep writing about Porter bags until I can afford them. So here's to a decade of writing about Porter bags because I am incredibly fiscally irresponsible. It's not my fault. I just don't make enough money to support this here lifestyle.
