This Levi's Vintage Clothing hoodie reminds me of Cornholio for some reason, but I still want it. I love the separate hand pockets. I like the colorway. Evidently, this pattern was originally produced in the '50s, so you could travel back in time and not have an anachronistic side zip sweater give you away to all the people in the past. Pssh, yeah right. Everyone knows that time travel to the past is scientifically impossible. We could only travel into the future using some sort of perpetual motion machine that got as close to the speed of light as possible, at which point time on the machine will pass much more slowly than for everyone on earth. So, like, a few months on the machine would be a few years on earth. I'm gonna time travel to a future in which FAFSA stops acting like I owe them something. FASFA CAN SUCK A LEMON. YOU KNEW I WAS A LENDING RISK AT 18-YEARS-OLD. IT WAS FUCKING APPARENT. I SIGNED A DOCUMENT THAT WOULD SADDLE ME WITH DEBT FOR DECADES TO COME AND I DID IT WILLINGLY ALL SO I COULD PAY FOR A RELIGIOUS STUDIES DEGREE. COME ON, FAM, YOU KNEW I WASN'T PAYING SHIT BACK.
