How many hats do you guys own? I own so many that when I go on a trip I have to dedicate an entire compartment just for the ten to twelve hats I'm packing. You never know what kind of hat you might need on a weekend trip to some middling city that isn't NYC or LA, but is still kind of cool and has hallmarks of civilization like one or two expensive coffee shops and that one restaurant that serves a metric fuckton of avocados without regard to seasonality and, like, surprisingly expensive appetizers. I hate that shit. Your appetizers should be proportionally expensive to your entrees, restaurants. I'm not spending ten dollars on some fucking "tapas style french fries" if the fucking blat I'm eating as the main course is $13.95. That just doesn't make any sense. You don't see Applebee's doing that shit. Oh yeah, check out these hats Larose Paris and PINE collaborated on for you to purchase. Ask them about their stance on appetizer pricing structures in the "special instructions" box at checkout.
