NEW FAIRENDS ALERT! NEW FAIRENDS ALERT! This time in polar fleece. Polar fleece is such a dope fabric—so warm and fuzzy and so good at building up a static electricity charge so you can zap motherfuckers. A lot of people during Winter always ask me, "Aren't you cold with just that baseball hat on?" And rather than go into a fairly elaborate explanation that I tend to run a little warm, I'm just gonna cop a fleece hat and say, "Nah, it's made of polar fleece." Actually, that’s a lie. No one asks me if my head is cold during the winter. No one.
