You guys own a fancy robe yet? Me neither, but I feel like we'd be well-served if we copped this cabin fleece robe from Wings+Horns. I figure if you're gonna invest in a fancy robe, it should be cozy as fuck. I don't even really know what "cabin fleece" is other than it's a custom three-layer Japanese fabric. You know shit's gotta be nice if it has three layers. My favorite detail on this robe is the underarm gusset. You probably didn't realize you needed that kind of reinforcement and functionality in a robe, but you never know when you're gonna need that extra bit of mobility. Like, just the other day, I almost stepped on my girlfriend's dog while I was holding a mug of coffee and when I jumped to avoid her I had to contort my body into a fucking triple axel to avoid getting coffee on my expensive sweatpants. It was an awesome, dexterous maneuver, only to be later foiled by the same dog whose life I saved. She decided to throw up her Pedigree Dentastix all over me.
