Cozy Kingpins

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Damn, my boy Patrik Ervell made a really nice, really cozy jacket. 100% wool with a 100% cupro lining? This is one fucking fancy, cozy jacket. I would wear this jacket all super relaxed and just lounge near a fireplace. I've always wanted to lounge near a fireplace and just, like, take appointments like a kingpin or something. I'd be a benevolent criminal overlord though. I wouldn't charge people protection fees or any shit like that. I'd just run a really honest weekly numbers game. I'd be beloved in the community and an investigative journalist would profile me for, like, Vice or whatever and remark that I routinely took appointments in an old bar in the oldest part of the city wearing incredibly expensive, but still incredibly comfortable designer clothing.

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