I feel like I've been writing a lot about sweatshirts. I'm no scientist, but I think it has something to do with the weather. Or maybe the fact that on most days I tend to work from home, which means for large chunks of the day I don't talk to another human being and I don't really have any need to get fully dressed. But then, like, 4pm rolls around and I haven't eaten anything and the Bustelo I made for myself just doesn't taste the same as when the barista with a fishtail braid makes it for me. Maybe it's her braid or maybe it's the fact she uses a lot of sugar and honey and so basically I'm just drinking sugar in several different forms with a smattering of coffee in it. Fuck, I'm not sure of anything today. Anyways, a sweatshirt is crucial to getting yourself together so that when you order a sugary latte they take you seriously and don't cut you off mid-order to inform you that "bathrooms are for customers only."
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