Getting Your Loved Ones Gift Cards In Denominations Too Small To Actually Purchase Anything

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Garbstore makes this conductor's coat that's 100% wool and has this cool zipper pocket inside one of the patch pockets. Plus, it also has a tape loop inside to hang your scarf when you're not wearing it. WUT? FUCK, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP COMING UP WITH SWEET ERGONOMIC DETAILS? I can't keep justifying all these cops, you guys. Christmas is gonna come and all my loved ones will be getting gift cards in denominations too small to actually purchase anything and I'm gonna have the most lit morning of opening presents I bought myself. Seriously, I want this jacket so badly so I can hang my scarf on the inside of it. No one at the coffee shop will be able to say shit to me once I'm able to hang my scarf and coat on one of the twee coat hooks near the front door that I'm normally too paranoid to hang jawnz on because someone could, like, walk off with it just like that.

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