Probably the worst award show next to the Teen Choice Awards (do they still give our surfboards as the trophies?), the American Music Awards are a very particular brand of struggle and basically the music industry equivalent to winning a participation medal. When Iggy Azalea wins "Best Rap Album" over Drake on the first award of the night, you're in for a tough one. But, for some reason, a lot of big name celebrities show up there. As it is our God-given right to criticize celebrities and their stylists everywhere, we took to the red carpet and broke it all down.