When it comes to crewneck sweatshirts, you can bet your sweet ass that you can never have too many. And if you put a huge fucking scorpion with a dope phrase like "Not to be trusted" on it, like Wood Wood did with this one, I would like to order 15. Plus, it has a really well hidden side seam pocket, exclusively on the right side. SORRY LEFTIES. You have to conform to our righty-centric world if you haven't already. Your hundreds of years of persecution continue, whether that's through scissors, school desks, writing with a pencil or discriminatory sweatshirt practices like this one. But really, this just reminds me of that jacket from Drive. Hopefully you have Gosling levels of sweg or this one is going to be tough to justify to the girlies.
