Flying In The Face Of The Rate At Which Alphets Evolve

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The Woodlands and Danner have just doped the fourth iteration of their ongoing collaborative series of boots. The latest pair looks comfy as fuck. Here's the thing with hiking boots: they're dope, but take FOREVER to break in. And that break in factor kind of flies in the face of the rate at which alphets evolves. These days, if a pair of boots needs to be broken in a little, they might not get into the rotation before they're still cool. Wack, I know, but that's just how things work. Thankfully, these boots have a crepe sole and, despite having zero reliable statistics to back this up, I'm gonna go on record and say that crepe soles are the most comfortable soles known to man. So, with that being said, you can take your sweet ass time on these and be fine. You heard it here first, dawgs.

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