The Transitive Property Of Waffles And Coats

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Every time I see something from Camoshita, I get this uncontrollable urge to drop a Del The Funkee Homosapien reference and say "Mr. Kamoshita, Mr. Yas Kamoshita." This could cause a problem if you are not up to speed with 1991 rap references. Regarldless, this Camoshita overcoat would probably be right at home back in 1991 with its oversized nature. And because trends exist, that also makes it at home in 2014. How do I know it's a bit oversized? It literally says on the page: "Intended fit is roomy and comfortable." If the fit on a coat is literally intended to be large and doughy, it must be written about. So, not only is this very bread-like in its sizing, it also has a distinct waffle texture, making it even more bread-like. Have you ever had a waffle that wasn't delicious? I believe that if done properly, it is impossible to wind up with a subpar waffle. Using the transitive property, because I'm good at math, that means a coat with a waffle texture is, by law, above average.

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