You're Just Gonna Leave That Hat On At The Table?

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Whoa, Anonymous Ism makes hats now? No one told me. It makes sense though since hat material and sock material really isn't that different. That's actually a v smart business move. Do you guys take your beanies off when you go to brunch? One time, one of my girlfriend's friend's boyfriends was like, "You're just gonna leave that hat on at the table?" implying your boy was some kind of animal or something. Fuck dudes like that. He went on to talk about how he hates tiny tie knots and that real men wear full Windsor knots. LMAO. I proceeded to tell him that I get paid to write about clothes and that I never wear ties and only wear shirts that are the length of dresses. Then I stunted on the whole table by creating, by far, the best omelet at the design your own omelet station.

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