This flight shirt from Garbstore is made from a heavy indigo cotton twill and, evidently, all these chest pockets you'll never use feature "popper fastenings." I don't know about you guys, but whenever I hear "popper," I just think of weird drug people who listen to terrible music and always want to talk to you about it. That or, like, really rich heirs and heiresses who spend their weekends in massive country estates, wiling the days away doing poppers, having really close parental relationships with their wait staff and inviting their deadbeat friends to do drugs with them so they don't feel the crushing weight of their wealth-fueled isolation. So, um, yeah, buy this shirt 'cause it's got lots of pockets?
