Hey, you know how you guys are always fucking complaining about how we continuously and without fail describe the color white as "cocaine" and that annoys you because you're a bunch of goddamn narcs? WELL, HERE ARE SOME REAL, ACTUAL T-SHIRTS WITH COCAINE ON THEM. I won't even say that the white version is "coke white," okay? Obviously, this shirt is a little bit turbo. And by "a little bit turbo," I mean super fucking turbo. Like, there's a bird about to Scrooge McDuck into a pile of cocaine that would give Scarface a heart attack. I like the graphic a lot because it reminds me of a cigarette ad from the late '80s/early '90s when every vice for sale's mascot was an adorable cartoon character in an effort to trick impressionable children into ruining their lives. You already know, Joe Camel and Spuds Mackenzie would totally be down with bumping a couple moguls with Turbo the Cocaine Crow.
