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Did you guys know that Carven has been around since 1945? Me neither. A big shout out to End’s copywriter for dropping that knowledge bomb on us. This cable knit has zippers on the shoulders. I'm sure a lot of you might be getting tired of zippers on everything, but this detail may actually make the sweater more functional for those dudes with giant heads who are always stretching out the neck on their sweaters. I personally don’t have that problem, but that doesn’t mean someone out there doesn’t. We gotta stop assuming our problems mirror those of the rest of the general population. Like, I bet there are people who don’t even stress about affording 349 pound sweaters with zippers on them. I was gonna convert the currency but I feel like Carven deserves to be sold exclusively in European currencies.

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