Loyal readers who take the time out of their own day to remind me that I am, contrary to my own personal beliefs, very white, let us take a minute to appreciate the magical waters of Denmark and its ability to turn out great labels at the drop of a hat. We've covered Wood Wood before, championing their northern European prowess, and this marl knit sweater is exhibit A of F/W ingenuity on a global scale. Why would you not wear this all the time until the sleeves stretch out and its completely useless and then buy another? This has taped shoulder seams for fuck's sake. Just think of the added mobility! When your weak ass grandma can't lift the gravy boat during Thanksgiving dinner cause she's old, you'll be able to swoop in and rescue her thirsty mash with a fresh splash of artery-clogging brown goo. In one swift motion you just guaranteed yourself an extra $100 in Christmas money for sure. Damn, this sweater just paid for itself.
