Norse Store sent me a fucking email, mom! They actually read my articles. Wow! I don't care. I just wanna know how long it's going to take until my free stuff arrives. Shameless attention seeking behavior aside, Junya dropped a pile of new garmentry and our second favorite Scandinavian store (sorry, I'm physically incapable of fronting) was quick to throw an in-house lookbook together for your absolute approval. LET'S GET TO IT!
The black trench coat looks like every other Hervier collaboration ever and it honestly doesn't excite me all that much. It's exactly like this one Junya Hervier trench I already own, except with fewer pockets rendering it inferior. You know we're all about that pocket oversaturation, Big J, SO WHY ARE YOU REMOVING THOSE POCKETS ON US? SMFH.
There's a really wack, completely average marl grey cardigan too, which will inevitably go to clearance because nobody wants to drop $600 on a completely average marl grey cardigan.
Then there's a second inside-out coat with some fancy tartan lining, which could honestly be the exact same coat as the aforementioned Hervier-looking joint. I DON'T KNOW. I really don't have much to work with here, man. But yo, I'm gonna cut short all this boring shit I don't really wanna talk about anyway and head straight over to that tight af grey zip hoodie.
It says "MAN" on the back in that iconic Junya label font and I cannot recall ever seeing that on the exterior of a garm before. Firstly, I want dudes to immediately recognize that I'm a fellow dude when they peep me froml e postérieur. I have a great butt, long hair and I rock almost exclusively skinny-jeans, so shit sometimes gets a little hazy in the gender identification department, if you know what I'm talking about. Secondly, I want these motherfucks to know I dropped half a stack on a hoodie because it's nothing to stunt. Like, I could have opted for some low-tier Kitsune and banded that appliqué shit around like the pretentious dick I am, but I didn't. Nah dawgies, I opted for the exact same hoodie, minus that cool lil fox, but PLUS that emblazoned masculine identifier.
To summarize, buy the grey hoodie if you have beautiful shoulder-length hair and a better butt than your imaginary bae.
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