Two words. Free. Wine. At an art gallery, there's guaranteed temptation to over-indulge, but you know what's really tasteless? Approaching a girl when you're too drunk. While your wine may seem light and tasty, cheap wine equals sloppy wine, and no girl is ever the slightest bit attracted to a man who can't handle free. What could be more embarrassing than knocking down a prized piece of artwork? Instead of completely turning the switch off with wine breath, settle for a glass or two and ease your way into the conversation without slurring words.