Wear This Sweater If You Want To Attract 30-Year-Old Women

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Haider Ackermann makes these oversized sweaters and they are dope. They vibe very Jordan Catalano. WOW, did I just throw out an extremely stale reference? Did you guys even watch My So-Called Life? ME NEITHER LMAO. That show was melodramatic as fuck. Anyways, you should buy one of these 750 dollar sweaters because they are designer goods and because a lot of 30-year-old women have this unconscious attraction to dudes like Jordan Catalano because this aesthetic was extremely prevalent in the '90s. Fair warning though, everyone will always think you are cold because everyone always looks like they are freezing when wearing oversized sweaters. They just make you look fragile. But, hey, there's nothing wrong with being fragile. WE ARE ALL FRAGILE AT PARTICULAR MOMENTS. These sweaters just serve to highlight the human condition.

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