Navigating A Corn Maze Of Death

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Burlap, for all its utilitarian uses, is a really fucking uncomfortable fabric. I mean, you use it to haul around potatoes and shit and then repurpose it for sack races every time you head out to the country with your girlfriend to pick out a pumpkin and spend an eternity bickering in a corn maze. This shirt by Dana Lee is almost as useful as a hefty burlap sack because of those enormous chest pockets, except that it's not actually made of burlap. But it really looks like it, right? For a second there I was worried that my super-sensitive skin would act up under duress from all the scratchiness. Thankfully though, as we imagine Dana Lee is herself, this shirt stays soft with a super loose cotton weave that almost looks like linen. Oh man, cotton—what a fabric *mom voice*. The natural wheat-y color is also perfect for navigating that aforementioned corn maze of death that you got lost in for six hours last year. Here's a life hack for any fool stupid enough to spend any time whatsoever in a corn maze this fall: The minute you get lost, put both your hands on the wall closest to you and keep walking. Eventually, you should get out. No worries, you can thank me later.

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