Have you ever wanted to look like a walking grayscale version of Piet Mondrian's "Composition II"? Well, now you can with this dope as fuck Agi & Sam full-length jacket, which just so happens to be on sale as I type this article/proceed to checkout.

You're reading Four Pins so I'm going to make the assumption that your wardrobe consists of lots of fucking black tights and Air Maxes and shit because you saw it on Tumblr, and because you are a fuccboi. Whatever. I'm not judging you, bro. But you know who will judge the shit out of you? Any thot you try to trick into giving you their phone number. Haha, who am I kidding? You don't have the self-esteem to talk to girls.

But anyway, take my advice because it's golden. Pair this jacket with all of your black garb. Start smoking because smoking is cool. Maybe stop taking your first dates to the movies because that is corny af and you're not 15 anymore.

Props if you didn’t have to Google "Piet Mondrian." You're alright by me.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.