Damn you guys, Vans keeps coming out with sneakers that I would totally buy. But I'm not trying to buy these. I'm just gonna put this positive review out into the ether and I bet that someone at Vans will just send me a pair. Some of you might not be that into the leather snakeskin print, but, then again, some of you are fucking nerds. What do you wear with snakeskin sneakers? C'mon guys, whenever you are in doubt about how to wear anything snake or alligator or crocodile skinned, you need to hang out in a more diverse neighborhood. In my building there's this dude who wears gator slip-ons all the time with really baggy and breezy trousers and a silk mandarin collar shirt. HOMIE LOOKS AMAZING. And very comfortable. I would just translate that look into the #menswear look aka make everything tighter and more expensive.