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Sporting wrist wealth can either showcase your gaudy simp tastes for the shiniest, brightest objects around, or highlight your preference for exquisite design and performance. It's definitely a thin line, but you can't go wrong with an understated timepiece that will definitely last a few lifetimes. An investment as pricey as a serious watch speaks volumes about the qualities you hold in high esteem, so make sure your wrist is giving off the right vibes.