Probability Of Getting You Laid: 21%

There are two routes to take your mandals. You can either rock them like a frail middle-aged man who values the time saved by slipping his jacked-up feet into these bad boys, or you go the fashion route and wear a luxe pair of sandals, a move that runway brands have been supporting for a few seasons now. Going down the former will probably not get you laid, unless you meet someone who associates your dad-mandals with deeper issues...

However, going down the fashionable path is also dicey. A lot of girls aren't gonna be impressed that you're taking cues from the spring/summer 2015 runway before shit is even on the shelves, or that you're flawlessly executing a serious style risk. This definitely isn't something to lean on, so make sure your politeness, charm, and intelligence levels are still on maximum levels.