Probability Of Getting You Laid: 24%

A fur coat is a tricky proposition, not because of the moral quandary of wearing a dead animal, but because most people look like an asshole wearing one. And then, yes, there's a chance that someone you're hoping to impress isn't entertained by you flaunting the notion of animal rights. Looking like an ostentatious asshole and not caring about animals are two very large impediments to your ultimate goal that probably outweigh any hope you have that brandishing your monetary wealth will attract anyone.