Probability Of Getting You Laid: 19%

No woman is going to want to spend time with a dude who looks like they are headed to a bar mitzvah afterparty or an awards ceremony that's giving Men's Wearhouse a lifetime achievement award. Fact: It doesn't matter how much you paid or what name is on the label of your formal fit. If you don't put in a few extra bucks at the tailor, then rocking a suit is going to make you look worse off than before.