Epaulet just answered all your prayers and candlelit offerings to Our Lady of Stuggalupe with their new tennis shoes. Handmade in Portugal with leather uppers, linings and a sole with 360 stitching, these might even give your favorite sneaker brand that uses serial numbers a run for their money, especially considering these sneakers will only run you $225. EUROPEAN-MADE LEATHER SNEAKERS FOR UNDER 3 BILLS? Someone at Epaulet got the plug. And don't start nitpicking these sneakers in the comments section. Reading some of your opinions on shit you've never seen in real life is like listening to Skip Bayless's opinions on athleticism.