Major League Pacifists

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I don't think I've ever owned any camo garb. I'm a major league pacifist and I believe that stunting in camo is effectively just glamorizing war. Haha, there are actually people in existence who spurt shit like that. They're probably all vegans and I don't fuck with human beings who don't eat meat.

Nah, I don't wear camo because it's mad wack. Exception to the rule? These H by Hudson Handen boots. The camo-ish detail on the sole is pretty subtle and I feel like you could pair them with pretty much any blue jean/shirt combo for that "I didn't really try today tbh" look.

Speaking of not trying, Hub Shop's website is horrible. The fuck is up with your product gallery, doe? Is it 2005 again? Don't get me started on their Prince Harry-looking sadboy model. Dude has those "I'm draining the essence of your soul with my eyes" look about him. But yeah, these boots are 40% off and I feel it's my duty to share that kind of info with my fellow strugs. Said sale also extends to most of the store's inventory, which also includes Our Legacy, Sunspel, Farah etc. Peep game.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.

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