Lol, sorry breh, but life is not a Hayayo Miyazaki film. Things may suck once in a while in 2014, but nothing should send you running off to pretend like it's the year 1884 and/or 2084. Slightly better than when that Seth Green character in Can't Hardly Wait inspired a slew of dipshits to rock ski goggles, and only slightly worse than Google Glassholes, avoid anyone wearing steampunk goggles unless you want to hear a 13-minute comparison of H.G. Wells and Jules Verne.