What are your plans for the next month or so? Whatever they are, cancel them because all your alcohol money will be spent on this Haider Ackermann grandad collar wool flannel shirt that weighs in at a whopping $1,020 buckaroos. I've never seen a band collar stand so cleanly. And that hidden placket with welted chest pocket? Your grandad didn't have all these features. At your next family gathering, you can stunt on him with all those details and he'll just continue to disown you because "you dress like a nancy boy." Whatever. He can't stop your come up. After you drop four figures on this shirt though, you'll be forced to start a marathon of Two and a Half Men because you lost everything. That's how desperate this shirt has made you. Man, chronic gamblers and drug addicts have cooler falls from grace. Fortunately, when Seinfeld comes on for the next three hours, J. Peterman himself will reassure you with his closet of exclusively band collar shirts. Yeah, I think you nailed it too.
