As an American, you are always looking for a fresh way to blow your child's college fund. Or, perhaps, you have come to terms with the fact that you are going to be in crippling debt for the rest of your life and feel liberated from your old financial moral compass because of it. Whatever the case may be, pimping your ride is the perfect way to be irresponsible while also impressing an eleven-year-old who saw The Fast And The Furious for the first time.
Throughout the following list, you will learn the in and out burgers of car modifications and ride pimping. You will come to know both the conventional and the unconventional uses of these various products and add-ons, coming one step closer to giving up all of your adult responsibilities in lieu of some rims.
Matt Rimer is a writer living in Boston. Follow him on Twitter here.