Sitting through the ESPYs at home was boring enough, sitting through it live with cameras waiting to catch you slippin/sleeping must be a nightmare. If Swaggy P was railing lines during commercial breaks to keep things interesting, we'd never know thanks to this ingenious Jackson Pollack-designed achromatic button-up. Yayo, powdered donuts, sugar cubes, he could've been stuffing his face with god knows what and the audience would be none the wiser.